Willy, or won’t he? The hang up with on-screen male nudity
Hello friends, it’s been a while. I was a bit wary about posting this as I’m sure you can probably elicit from the title. I’ve been pretty worried about getting caught with my pants down (lol) (no more puns I swear). I feel as though I’m about to shove my foot into some kind of…
You are not trying. You are whining.
Hello, Happy New Year, Merry Easter, Valentines wag1, my hibernation period is officially OVER. Thank @god @jesus @arianagrande @budgens Against all odds I am actually BACK. To be perfectly honest everything has been a big fat sad #bigfatsad lately (please insert montage of Bobbie D staring at the wall, crying, eating ice cream, hugging my…
The Woke Olympics
Receiving a voicemail from a person I’ve never met makes me squirm. My hands go clammy, my knees turn weak, my arms go heavy (mom’ spaghetti). The thought of contextualising someone away from the safe space of a two-dimensional photo and messaging app makes me sweat. Hearing someone’s voice means plucking them out from virtual…
I (Immanuel) Kant believe this happening
For those of you looking for something to read that doesn’t concern the bloody coronavirus …I’m sorry. Just give me a hot sec this week and then it will be business as usual. But for now, I just want to ask: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? sorry, *what DIVOC is going on (cov-id backwards)…
#WWEWD? 5 lessons Elle Woods has taught me
Today was one of those days. In fact, today was a Simon day. You know the ones. So I’m sat, staring at the wall, quietly stewing in an angsty sweat when after about three minutes I genuinely thought: What would Elle Woods do? And no, unfortunately this is not a lie and did genuinely happen.…
Let’s talk about your Existential Crisis
“The other day I had a low-key existential crisis and I felt like Bobbie Dennis” Roberta Herriman, 2019 Anyone who follows me on social media/has stood within a 2-mile radius of me will know I am no stranger to an existential crisis. Not to beep my own horn, but I consider myself essentially the Mayor…
Happy Birthday Dad
For my dad’s birthday this year, I gave him the gift that a father could only wish for: the guarantee that his daughter won’t be fertilised and therefore will not be with child for the next five years. Yes, I’m talking about getting the coil *shock* *horror* …or at least that was the sentiment I…
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