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Happy Birthday Dad
For my dad’s birthday this year, I gave him the gift that a father could only wish for: the guarantee that his daughter won’t be fertilised and therefore will not be with child for the next five years. Yes, I’m talking about getting the coil *shock* *horror* …or at least that was the sentiment I…
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I’m really doing it this time
“This is roughly my fifth attempt at starting a blog since the age of about fifteen but each time I hit a wall. Either boredom or self-doubt comes crashing in asking “lol what will you write about tho” “who’s actually gonna read it mate” “don’t just jump on the bandwagon Bobbie!” Yet here I am, pole-vaulting onto…
